The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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