Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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