that's an acceptable place to lick
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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