Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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