I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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