i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We got so high we made milksteak
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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