i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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