Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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