My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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