big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize