IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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