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Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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