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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(863): View more from Florida

Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.

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(914): View more from New York

He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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(614): View more from Ohio

The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I ate cake in bed. Felt great

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