Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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