dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can you repeat that, but with context?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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