bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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