You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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