glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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