No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize