She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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