There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Congratulations! We have a period
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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