the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
