do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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