Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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