I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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