What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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