guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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