Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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