with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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