talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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