Three words: puerto rican gang bang
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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