you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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