You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
