I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize