Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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