I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Your penis caused this!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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