He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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