i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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