I think i sorta joined a cult last night
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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