We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
is wine microwaveable?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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