This is not my ceiling
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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