its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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