is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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