IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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