that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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