My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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