If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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