You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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