Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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