All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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