Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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