Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
