Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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