we made out on top of his cat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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