I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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