i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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