some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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